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"You Can't Figure It..."

A pretty good John Sterling / Suzyn Waldman impersonation by a guy named Mike calling WFAN in New York last week.  He nailed some aspects of both of them.

Shorter* Suzyn Waldman

Suzyn has outdone herself. Forget demanding that the Tampa Bay Devil Rays forfeit a game because they were late and the Yankees had already showered and dressed for the game. Forget her constant

Win Number Three

Trautwein's on Sons of Sam Horn: Two things: 1. He's astute; and 2. If I sat next to a guy at Fenway who made that sign before an elimination