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Please forgive John Hurt for launching the ad campaign back in 1999.
And holy shit, that is Jeffrey Skilling's voice for the Enron Online ad.
You know, I used to think it took some real cajones to lie like that. But actually, it doesn't. He's slowly rotting away in Waseca Minnesota.