Wingnuts

Shorter Mark Steyn*

America's Shittiest Website: The Clintons are rock stars who are most successful when their pants are down, appealing to liberals' vices and pathologies. Hollywood stars and fags love them. But

Shorter Mona Charen *

Mona and K-Lo:  "Mona, I need to get me more sammiches.  You take the floor" Mona Charen: We wingnuts can never vote for McCain, because he frequently has lapses of rationality.

I Am So Sorry I Read This

The folks at Sadly, No! made me look. And my god, I am sick. I don't want to make my readers sick. You can handle it? You haven't eaten