Abortion

Abort It, Britney!

Assuming the latest report of a bump is true, I am begging you Britney......terminate it! I'm writing to ya. You've got only a few weeks to do it,

You Can Terminate It, Britney.

That is, assuming you are pregnant again. I hear that your bodyguard may be the father. Hey, if a small-time blogger in Manhattan has heard that, then it might be everywhere when US