Shorter Mona Charen *

Mona and K-Lo:  "Mona, I need to get me more sammiches.  You take the floor"

Mona Charen:
We wingnuts can never vote for McCain, because he frequently has lapses of rationality.  Damn him!

But Sen. McCain has a knack for saying things in just the tones and accents that liberals prefer.
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* ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.
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