Second Veteran Cop Caught Demanding Free Starbucks


Photo by Flickr user, Waves (UK).

What the hell is going on?  First, a 15-year veteran angrily demands free coffee in multiple Daytona Beach stores, and is fired.  Now, we have a female 15-year veteran who demanded free coffee and baked goods from multiple stores in Chicago, and was suspended after years of alleged intimidation of store employees.

I thought Starbucks was for liberal pussies like me?  Can't these cops be happy with 7-Eleven or Dunkin'?  So they want the top-shelf shit.  Well, I can vouch that Starbucks really is that good.  If your drive is to stay awake, 300+ milligrams of caffeine (in the Grande espresso drinks) is quite a boost.  The beans might be over-roasted, but man, what a rush.

Stressful job?  You betcha'.  Dangerous?  Sure.  Long days?  Yup.  But Peace Officers, there is no free coffee on-demand or through intimidation.  Freebies are discretionary.  We little people need to make a living.  Most of us don't qualify for overtime.

Mister Sterling

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