Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Mommeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! That's what a good judge should do when lawyers and sheriffs fuck with his ruling. I like this judge: When he got in his car early Friday, he said,

I have pondered over the current Democrats running for president, and I am not happy with any of them. Oh sure, I would very much appreciate a Democrat in the White House. I

When news broke yesterday morning that Paris Hilton was sent home after completing just 72 hours in jail, the story was that she had a medical condition that required her release from prison.

Curt Schilling pitched a complete game, 100-pitch, one-hit shutout of the A's to break Boston's four-game losing streak. That's the way you do it.

In last weekend's debate, most Democratic candidates (except Dennis Kucinich who might be the only exception) claimed that Congress needs to override a presidential veto in order to end the occupation