Get Off My Television

Joe the Plumber has been having a tough week.  He would really want the elitist news media to get off of his lawn: "I'm just a plumber. I just want

We Few. We Happy Few.

Artwork by Chris Speakman / Sports Propaganda Tonight's starting lineup: 1. Coco Crisp, CF 2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B 3. David Ortiz, DH 4. Kevin Youkilis, 3B 5. J.D. Drew, RF 6.

Know Your History

Because obviously Congresswoman Michele Bachmann of Minnesota does not, and doesn't care.  This segment is the most alarming and most significant segment shown on any American news network in weeks if

Win Number Five

The Red Sox were dead last night at 9:30pm, looking at a 7 run deficit in the 7th inning.  And after I and others gave-up on them, the incredible happened.  The

Shorter Reuters & Wingnut Pieces*

Shorter Bob Tourtellotte, Reuters Entertainment writer: Even though Dakota Fanning never played a role in wasn't alive during the 1960s Civil Rights movement, Barry Obama might want to thank her because