What's that screaming, complete with a mix of explosive spittle and cheetos crums?  Why, it's the Wingnut blogosphere. Pamela Atlas (Just picture her drunk in her Long Island house,

So I come back from an extended weekend in Philly, and I learn that Newcastle upset Aston Villa on Monday, 2-nil.  A clean sheet against Villa?  Amazing!  And everyone performed well, even the

It was the smile.  Take care of your teeth.  Smile more.  Be a winner.  Be Obama.

Ed Morrissey, Hot Air (indeed):  McCain wins in a squeaker (8 electoral votes) by taking Ohio, Pennsylvania, Florida, North Carolina, and Nevada.  Good math, since he needs every one of those states to