I Am So Sorry I Read This

The folks at Sadly, No! made me look. And my god, I am sick.

I don't want to make my readers sick. You can handle it? You haven't eaten in the last hour? Well, OK, just a sample:

living a creed
She wrote over 2,700 words fellating this president. She wrote it on May 22nd 2006, and re-posted it today. Anchoress is a wingnut I've never heard of before, but thanks to Ace of Spades and Sadly, No!, it is linked here. Go read it if you're tough enough.