Sherman Yellen: Why Bush Should Pardon Paris
Dead-on correct. The reason Harvey Levin, the chief of TMZ wants Paris freed is not because he cares about justice. It's because he needs Paris out and about to generate more
Mister Sterling
Weekend in Philadelphia: This City's Got Problems
I like Philadelphia. I don't love it. I came to that conclusion this past weekend as I went museum-hopping. It has a ways to go before it can be a '
Rachael Sklar: We'll Always Have Paris
I agree with just about everything Rachael Sklar says, until her final sentence. Paris news does exclude most everything else - if a typical news consumer only watches nightly cable news.
Paris Hilton
Bush Sips a Non-alcoholic Beer Outdoors in Germany. What Does He Drink Behind Closed Doors?
Finally, photographic evidence of Bush drinking a beer while serving as president. Now this is a non-alcoholic beer which contains 0.5% alcohol. But as I can attest, you can barely feel that
Screaming, Crying Paris Hilton Sent back to Jail; Sentence Restored to 45 Days
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Mommeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
That's what a good judge should do when lawyers and sheriffs fuck with his ruling. I like this judge:
When he got in his car early Friday, he said,