"You Can't Figure It..."
A pretty good John Sterling / Suzyn Waldman impersonation by a guy named Mike calling WFAN in New York last week. He nailed some aspects of both of them.
Mister Sterling
Win Number Four
ALCS Game 1
Red Sox 10, Indians 3
Shorter* Suzyn Waldman
Suzyn has outdone herself. Forget demanding that the Tampa Bay Devil Rays forfeit a game because they were late and the Yankees had already showered and dressed for the game. Forget her constant
Win Number Three
Trautwein's on Sons of Sam Horn:
Two things:
1. He's astute; and
2. If I sat next to a guy at Fenway who made that sign before an elimination
Steinbrenner Blames Bugs, Threatens Torre
The Boss snapped out of his senility to issue the following statements.
By RONALD BLUM, AP Baseball Writer 27 minutes ago
Win or else! That was George Steinbrenner's message to Joe