We Have A Heartbeat!

The Red Sox are not dying. They are on the verge of building a critical win streak. They swept the Rangers at home. And now they host the Blue Jays and their excellent starting pitchers for three games.

Veteran pitcher, confirmed HGH user, and born-again Christian Paul Byrd makes his debut for Boston in what should be an exciting matchup against flame-thrower Roy Halladay.

The addition of Paul Byrd brings the number of evangelical Red Sox players (on the roster) back up to six. Tim Wakefield, Jason Varitek, J.D. Drew, Mike Timlin, and Jon Lester are the others.