Joke By Duros At Sadly, No!

Duros quoting Eddie Murphy at Sadly, No! The joke seems to work in the context of the discussion.

A bear is taking a dump in the woods when a white rabbit hops by.

“Hey, tell me something”, the bear asks the bunny. “Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?”

“Why, no.”, says the rabbit.

So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.