Shorter* Burt Prelutsky / Shorter Dennis Prager

This old man weighs-in on male movie stars.
Without being explicit (of course), he argues that movie stars in the 30s and 40s were closeted gay men, who were driven to drink in their repressed state. Movie stars today.....well, they are just pussies.

The plain truth is that if guys like DiCaprio, Clooney and Robert Redford, were women, they’d be called bimbos.


And Dennis Prager, still trying to be relevant, beats-up on a big group of straw men who say America is "racist." He calls this mob the American Left and the World Left.

The answer is that the American left hates the America that believes in American exceptionalism, is prepared to use force to fight what it deems as dangerous evil, affirms the Judeo-Christian value system, believes in the death penalty, supports male-female marriage, rejects big government, wants lower taxes, prefers free market to governmental solutions, etc. The American left, like the rest of the world's left, loathes that America.

* ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.